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Thursday, 4 October 2007

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The little minx had just dumped Dodi

Royal Courts of Justice, london - (Reuterus): Scenes of uproar broke out in Court No 666 at the RCJ today as Royal Coroner Lord Justice Scott-Baker was told that video footage of Princess Diana's last known movements showed her dumping Dodi Fayed.

"The summer romance was well and truly over M'Lord," inquest counsel revealed as the footage was examined.

And transcripts of telephone conversations made by the ex-Princess showed she had been calling singer Michael Jackson "up to ten times a day" after he promised to "make her a star" if she moved to LA to start a new life.

"M'Lord, we believe that Dodi was more of a Dodo that night at the Ritz Hotel," counsel alleged.

"Dodo, as in extinct. Over. Finished. Finito.

"The body language speaks volumes."

The trial continues.

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