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Monday, 24 September 2007

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David Cameron - Carcass to be Burnt

Scientists confirmed yesterday that an outbreak of 'Brown Nose' disease had been identified in pudding-faced old-Etonian and Conservative Party Leader, David Cameron at the annual party conference in Blackpool.

Symptoms displayed by infected persons include extreme pandering to the General Public and jumping on bandwagons popular at the time.

"We used to hunt common plebs for sport or melt them down to make a delicious golden butter but now we're trying to win their votes!" A disgruntled party member told The Spoof. "This is our livelihood that's being ruined here!"

Another conference attendee parrotted. "This is yet another example of the sort of thing that this Labour Government has been responsible for that has in some uncertain, but still very clear way, let the British population down."

DEFRA have cordoned off a ten mile exclusion zone around the area and it is expected that Cameron, and many senior Conservatives will be culled in the next few days to prevent further infection.

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