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Thursday, 20 September 2007

London (champion news) There has been a run on toilet paper since the Northern Rock story broke wind!

Tesco noticed a sudden surge in demand particularly in the regions where Northern Rock had banks. Since then all of the major supermarkets have noticed a surge in demand.

Its very good for business reported one bog roll manufacturer.

Boots say they have sold out of anal creams lately but they hope to get more supplies in soon.

All eyes are on the Bank of England now. Will they cut rates or are they determined to shit it out.

Meanwhile the FSA are investigating Alistair Darling rumoured to have taken a position himself in one toilet factory.

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