London - (Ass mess & ReUterus): Serial plagiarist JK Rowling has been recruited to ghostwrite Cherie Blair's hagiography under the working title Having Your Cake and Easting It!
"These memoirs have been eagerly anticipated across the world for over a decade and will mark the beginning of a new era in political landscaping in the United Kingdom," a spokesman for Fantasy Press said today.
"The book promises to be a unique blend of self-publicity and disinformation not seen in literary circles since ex-UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher tried it on herself with her General Pinochet Diaries back in 1999," the source continued.
"Warmth, intimacy and delectable humour will characterise a unique sketch of the country's First Family living under the shield of 24 hour protection from humbug scrutiny!"
Mrs Blair, wife of ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, earlier wrote a tepid apologia about life in Drowning Street under the title of The Goldfish Bowl which plunged to No #68,001 on the Amazonian Best Sellers' list of books soon after publication.
"We just love political fiction!" a Serious & Disorganised Crime Squad said today at a press conference announcing the project.