In an astonishing confession today on the BBC's 'World at One', Sir Minge Camp-bell, sort of Lib Dem leader, admitted that he likes young turkeys.
"I was a young turkey once" he said, "now I am an old turkey and look at me, I'm sort of leader of the greatest political party in the world. People love me as leader so much that they haven't noticed that I am just an old turkey. So I'm relaxed... very, very relaxed. Young turkeys don't bother me, I like them. I'm relaxed."
When pressed to comment on Nick Clogg's declaration that he is after the job of leader of the greatest political party in the world, he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble".
Kris Hunn was not available to comment but gave this press statement: "gobble, gobble, gobble."