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Topics: Tennis, Tim Henman

Thursday, 13 September 2007

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The deadly combination.

Tennis player and David Miliband lookalike Tim Henman has been seriously injured today when he tried to sere three balls in a foolish attempt to make himself look good.

Henman was almost killed when the three balls recoiled off a wall and were hit by lightening in a freak storm which lasted no more than a minute. The balls burned his torso and legs, meaning he will never play tennis again.

It has been roumored however that this is not a real accident and that the whole incident was faked by DEFRA to divert attention away from the foot and mouth outbreak in surrey.

DEFRA, MI5 for killing cows, is believed to have pulled a favour with Henman which he owed them for covering him in the semi final of Wimbledon where David Miliband stood in for him.

Exactly what the truth is cannot be known. All that is known is that Henman was seen walking off later this afternoon unharmed.

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