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Sunday, 9 September 2007

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Always did look like a shifty little Nazi tosser to some...

Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): Global arms dealer and Queertet Middle East envoy Tony Blair is at the center of a massive Israeli neo-Nazi gang arrest today after Mossad agents discovered offshore bank accounts linking him to eight suspects accused of carrying out attacks on foreigners, gay people and religious Jews.

The activists, all aged between 16 and 21, are all Israeli citizens from the former Soviet Union and were arrested in August this year in a series of hush-hush operations.

Among possessions seized by Israeli police were Tony Blair T-Shirts, donation slips to his Blair Memorial Foundation, Nazi uniforms, portraits of Adolf Hitler, knives, guns, explosives, AK47 machine guns, three kilos of cocaine and two used pairs of Cherie's knickers.

The arrests are the culmination of a lengthy probe after a synagogue in Petah Tikva was torched and daubed with dog excrement as well as Nazi graffiti such as swastikas.

Blair has denied any connection to the gang and refuted suggestions they were part of a personal hit squad bankrolled by him from advanced on his autobiography.

"Print that and I'll sue the bollox off you," Blair told the press today.

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