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Sunday, 9 September 2007

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Gordon Browns ancestor Homo Sapiens Bruniens

Archaeologists in Scotland have discovered a new subspecies of Homo Sapiens, the Bruniens. it is believed that over ten percent of Scots are of this species and that our beloved leader, Gordon 'Girdn Brun' Brown is one of them.

"This explains an awful lot about the PM's face and his violent dislike of separatism," said Mega Boffin Paul Fenchurch " it has been well recorded that James the first, the king who united the two countries to begin with, was a member of this species, and that the queen herself has some of this blood in her royal veins."

An exhibition of the teams finds will be on display at the natural history museum in London, which will also include a cross section of Gordon Brown, which will show us the differences of his monkey mind from ours.

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