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Sunday, 9 September 2007

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The cause of the problem.

A report by highly respected slave of Labour, Lord Hutton, has today found that David Cameron is directly responsible for the worlds current economic crisis.

Hutton, the labour parties in house decorator, whose speciality is whitewashes, said in his massive report that David Cameron must be directly be to blame, because:

  • He has a similar approach to politics to Tony Blair has when he was about to become PM.
  • He is preparing for a surprise general election and a crisis could be to his advantage.
  • He has a wide face.

Lord Hutton also Commented that David Cameron was an old Etonian Toff and that like the baddies in American films "Posh English people are always evil."

Whether or not this effects Mr Cameron's political career remains to be seen.

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