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Topics: Vatican, sick

Friday, 12 March 2004

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Diana, pictured here with an ugly friend.

Reports are coming in from the Vatican that there are plans to officially canonize Lady Diana. But, it is not for her work with charities or for her laying on hands to the sick that Diana is being so rewarded.

"We just felt that this was her greatest contribution to the world" extols Johnny Pope, "and it is so great of a contribution that we were even able to overlook her Anglican status."

Diana is scheduled to receive two saintly titles, patron saint of ski jackets and patron saint of slow news.

In a sermon given today Pope spokesman Cardinal Murdock declared, "Long may her spirit return whenever there isn't much else that interesting to talk about."

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