The modern cannibalism system is a mess; it is full of loopholes, and fraught by worries of attacks by vegetarians anonymous, a criminal organisation of people who force people to eat their pets if they do not become vegetarians. But the system is eating away at its self from inside as well, quite literally.
People working within the ministry of cannibalism and fisheries are often eating in the canteen and the ministry provide dinner ladies who are just that.
These women are paid enormous sums of money to become food for ministry staff. Some quite famous people like Madonna and Britney Spears have also singed up to work as dinner ladies for a day to raise money for charity.
But is this philosophically and morally depraved? I spoke to the minister, Nesmund Eevel.
"No not in the slightest with the amounts of money we are giving the people the have enough money to keep them happy for life, it's just a pity none of them live long enough to spend it."
So should something be done about this? We shall just have to wait and see.