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Wednesday, 29 August 2007

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Soho, London - (Ass Mess): Outraged members of Republicans Abroad International have threatened to torch the Soho gallery exhibiting a huge new portrait of George W Bush composed entirely of a collage of porn magazine pictures.

"This is an absolute f***ing outrage to freedom, democracy and the rule of law," Dave Redneck, a tourist from Austin, Texas said today.

At Predator Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas said today: "Holy shit. Why would anyone want to make a picture of our President from pornographic material?"

Meanwhile the US ambassador to London has called for the picture to be destroyed:

"This is a diabolical slur on the special relationship that sees our countries standing shoulder to shoulder in the Whore Against Terra," Robert "Katie" Holmes Tuttle said today.

Meanwhile the London Tourist Board has reported unprecedented numbers of sightseers flocking to Soho's Greek Street where the Lazarides Gallery is located.

"We've never seen anything like it," a spokesman said today.

"Hundreds of tourists have been taking photos of themselves next to the portrait, many of them gesticulating in lewd and suggestive ways but mostly just smiling or laughing or applauding the picture."

"Maybe they'll make a postage stamp of iot for Chrixtmas, hahaha!" another source added with glee.

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