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Wednesday, 29 August 2007

The Scottish Nationalist Party are carrying out the the promise that they made in their manifesto with regard to raising the school leaving age.

Alex Salmond, the first minister, said that raising the school leaving age from sixteen to seventeen would allow the pupils to carry on with their education. He said that under the labour party's term in office, the sex education program was hopeless. As a result, thousands of kids had missed out on their education when giving birth to their their children, through no fault of their own.

The Labour party were at fault, their policy of giving the pupils condoms,mum's the word in Education plans was full of holes.

The big dilemma that the female pupils have is who is going to pick their children up from primary school.

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