The ministry of obesity has come under fire today from critics who say that it is a completely useless organisation.
The ministry is in charge of releasing licences for obesity and clearing applications for fat people to progress to the next level. They play an important role in maintaining obesity levels to make sure that Britain reaches the international standard.
However recently it has been demonstrated that they have no real control as black market obesity is being sold to the public by shady criminal organisations, such as MuckDonald's, and Cornel Saunders's 'Killer Fats Consortium.'
With rising cases of illegal obesity, the ministry have been called to take action before it is too late, but despite these concerns nothing is being done. This is thought to be due to corruption inside the ministry, with staff applications being fast-tracked or 'Fat Tracked' as the tabloids are now calling it.
The entire 'Blobbo Retrieval Team' is currently unable to perform its duties, since all its members currently weigh twenty five stone and as such are unable to leave their headquarters, due to the size difference between how big they were when they entered and their current size compares to the door.
It will be a long time before this sordid mess is sorted out.