Four members of the Japanese triad 'The Order Of The Flying Goats Which Make A Noise Not Dissimilar To That To A Frog Committing Suicide On A Tree Though More Finch-Like', which is a rough translation from the original Japanese, were arrested in Peterborough this morning.
It is not known what they were doing there but the men in question have also has dealings with the notorious contract killer Daisy-Flower Yay-Man Smith. It is generally believed that they were in England in order to contact the Welsh Mafia and further the international heroin ring, which 'The Order Of The Flying Goats Which Make A Noise Not Dissimilar To That To A Frog Committing Suicide On A Tree Though More Finch-Like' are in charge of, and bring it to Britain.
If this is found to be true then this could mean a massive surge in drug use within the UK as the Mafia import tonnes of drugs into the county as part of their massive smuggling operation.
The reason it has become possible for criminal rings like this to exist, is mainly due to the war in Afghanistan, which made the people of that once sadly suppressed country free to grow what ever they want in their poppy fields.
However it is possible that the arrest of these men has for the moment slowed the operation down.