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Wednesday, 22 August 2007

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A typical Dr.s plane, as paid for by the NHS

A report out today shows that doctors are being paid more than eve due to a loop hole in their contract. Doctors are being bought private planes by the NHS with DR written on the side, a measure enabled seventeen year ago in order to increase accessibility in the Scottish highlands.

Although the plan was abolished doctors can still claim free planes which is draining the health service's declining budget to breaking point. In the past year twenty nine hospital departments per county have had to close due to a lack of resources caused by this and unfortunately the government can do nothing about the collateral damage which has already inflicted to our failing health service.

Doctors are also given free biros and shoe polish which has lead to many doctors taking their gifts and selling them on the black market for hundreds of pounds.

The government wants to introduce legislation (no surprises there then) to stop this kind of thing, but representatives of the health care unions have said that if doctors privileges are removed any patient undergoing surgery will receive a free third eye, implanted into their stomach.

Government officials have refused to comment, but Boris Johnson made a statement which insulted junior doctors, while the Daily Mail claims a link with the death of Diana.

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