The Prime Ministers eyebrow will be removed by Downing Street's in house barbers tomorrow after it was complained about that it was too revolting to be shown on television.
The government have received hundreds of complaints about Mr Browns left eyebrow and the man himself has even said that it is an appalling "waste of face."
The right eyebrow will however remain in place as Mr Brown claims that he does not "want to look like a facially bald freak."
To compensate for his loss he is to be allowed to grow half a moustache, which will be used to replace the brow at some unspecified future date.
A Downing Street spokesman said: "This is not the end to the alterations we are making to the cabinet. we intend to reduce the faces of several other ministers and officials. both the Milliband brothers will receive ear reduction therapy and Geoff Hoon will have his entire nose removed to make him look like a South American monkey."
Despite these improvements the public is still eager for more. One woman who did not wish to be named, Mrs Janet Hothburn said: "We wont be happy until they all have cheek extensions to look like that nice Mr Cameron."