In an amazing turn of events The Spoof can reveal that former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, will be a contestant in the next celebrity big brother show.
Blair who famously jacked in his job earlier this year is said to be missing the glare of publicity that he'd become used to during his premiership. Sources close to the Catherine Tate co-star say he needs the publicity.
Sir Alex Ferguson, himself associated with the premiership said:
"Aye, see Tony's tasted the high life and ah don't think he should've walked if you know what I mean"
Tony's wife, Charlie, was keeping tight-lipped about the news as she attended a top law bash last night. When asked to comment she said:
"Mmmm nnnh mmmm nnnh mmmm" before legging into the £12,000 a ticket exclusive do being held at the Old Bailey canteen.
And although we don't have any way of substantiating this we wouldn't be surprised if she got some kind of a fee for turning up and most probably got her ticket for free too.