The former fat-man, Deputy Prime-Minister, and protester basher, John Prescott, has announced today that he will be starting his own public relations company.
This is not the first option he considered. Since his resignation in June, Prescott had applied for several jobs before settling on this one. We have discovered that he applied to play the part of a monster in doctor who last month, but the BBC deemed him "...Too scary for a family show like Doctor Who, and so of course far to good to appear in Torchwood."
Another proposed career was for him to start a security firm alongside John Reid, shiny headed Scottish former home secretary, but this plan was abandoned, when the two got into a fight about who was the most unpopular and unpleasant to be with.
'Prezzer PR' as the firm has been christened, will open its specially widened doors to the famous some time in the new year, and Mr Prescott has said that he is "Delighted" with his new career.