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Thursday, 16 August 2007

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Lying tosser Blair looking to make a quick buck from his hagiography

New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The US Publishers of Bill Clinton's autobiography have had a good laugh today and said that former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is suffering from exactly the same hubris-induced amnesia as the ex President, his wife Hillary and former Federal Reserve chief Alan Greenspan.

Blair has turned to publishing middle man Bob Barnett, a US lawyer who managed to get Clinton $12 million for his hagiography after reading it and assuming it was a potentially best-selling work of fiction.

A first draft of Blair's posturings has been seen this week by the UK's Serious and Organised Crime Squad who said today:

"There's about as much factual accuracy in the Blair memoir as there is compassion in George W Bush's foreign policy, ie. zero.

"We would be very happy to help Mr Blair fill in the gaps in his autobiography because 90% of the Fraud Squad, Anti-Terror Squad and Serious/Organised Crime Squad files relate to the crimes that we have not officially charged him with. Yet."

Lord Levy is 69.

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