The new UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been criticised for not taking a holiday despite being in the job for almost 6 weeks.
Previous PM, Tony Blair, was often seen in the South of France or Italy enjoying free holidays paid for by business and political leaders but dour Scotsman Brown managed four hours in Dorset before returning to London because of the foot and mouth outbreak.
In off the record comments by close friends of Brown they stated that he was "F***ing livid with thos big headed boffins at the research labs" and that his holiday plans were "No-one elses f***ing business".
It is alleged that Glaswegian Brown, 31, was planning all night drug fuelled parties with hot women he found on the beach. Brown has refused to comment.