Brisbane, Australia - (Ass Mess): It's her worst nightmare ever. And now Cherie Blair is reported to be shitting herself as officials order her to lie low in the Carribean while her former financial advisor, Peter Foster, stands trial on fraud charges in Australia.
Foster famously got Cherie a whopping £65,000 discount for the purchase of two apartments in Bristol in 2002 before the press got hold of his criminal records which showed the sort of form that made the UK's Serious Fraud Office beam with glee.
And now Foster faces four charges of fraud connected to forging documents to obtain $US234,000 (£114,842) from the Bank of the Federated States of Micronesia.
Also on the charge sheet are three other fraud-related charges totalling £168,000.
Foster has always said that if the cops should bust him for anything he will spill all beans about the Blairs and the masssive fraud they themselves perpetrated while ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's assets were being managed in a blind trust - called the Manchester Trust - by his racket partner, chief WMD fantasist and Middle East envoy Lord Levy.
During the years 1997 and 2007 the Manchester Trust swelled as organised crime bosses around the world made regular contributions to the Durch Antilles-registered Traust before favorable arrangements accommodating their UK business needs were guaranteed by the Blair Kelptocracy.
Guaranteed that is until Foster stumbled on the paper trail that showed the Blairs were raking in at least £1 million a year by the time US President Bill Clinton let multi millionaire financial fraudster off the hook and paved the way for George W Bush to slime his way into office by guaranteeing his criminal records were expunged from CIA archives.
During the last two decades Foster has been jailed on three continents for different types and categories of fraud including insurance fraud.
Eariler in 2007 he jumped bail in Fiji while awaiting another set of fraud charges related to a tourist development scam.
Communications intercepted from Foster's lawyers in Australia and Cherie Blair's mobile text messaging phone have suggested that she has until the end of the month to pull a few legal strings ensuring that only a properly bent judge will try him in Brisbane and ensure a proper acquital of all charges files.
"Otherwise all hell's gonna break loose cobber," judicial sources confirmed todday.