Gordon Brown, Britain's brand spanking new Prime Minister has formed a new Government, basing his characters around personalities from the cult film, Pulp Fiction.
Mr Brown will be Mr Brown (to avoid any confusion for the bright sparks that are in power, in spite of other people gaining more votes)
Mr Blue, Mr Purple, Mr White are still to be decided. It is understood that Peter Mandelson will not be Mr Pink, as he is no longer working for the Government.
A spokesman said: 'This is all Mr Brown's idea. He is down with the kids of today, and follows what is happening on the street, and it is bang up to date with all that is going on around these parts'.
When it was pointed out that Pulp Fiction came out in the 1990's, the spokesman blushed, whistled and looked away, but then asked:
'Ok, Mr Hotshot, I bet you don't know how Keyser Soze is do you?'
We pointed out that it was Kevin Spacey, but the faceless goon said he could no longer believe a single word we said. Hypocrite.