Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: TV, Weather

Sunday, 5 August 2007

Scientists have issued a warning to the population at large - not to believe everything that their weatherman or weather-lady tells them. They said that all of these warnings of impending snow and fog would only lead to panic.

Speaking to the press DR Presley Speilberg said: "I know that it is an unfashionable viewpoint, but science cannot be held responsible for the weather. Nature is a mysterious beast, and all our years and money and research means that we are no closer to properly understanding it.

"These days of climate change mean that the job of the weather presenter is even more difficult to undertake than ever before. My advice is as always, dress in layers and carry an umbrella."

When asked if Science was any closer to finding a cure for all known diseases, Dr Presley said no, but they are closer to understanding why a lot of frogs and toads are green or brown.

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