Written by Ben Macnair

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Topics: Naked

Sunday, 5 August 2007

Little Billy landed himself in serous trouble today after he approached the Emperor and told him he was stark-naked!

"Imagine our shame," said Billy's mother, Mrs Jones Smythe. "There was Billy telling the Emperor he was in the nip. He also pointed out how cold it was."

Billy, who is just 6, is often heard making social faux pas. Usually his slurs are laughed off, and many people in the community think it's cute. The Emperor, however, failed to see the funny side.

"People say he was only blushing, but I know it was anger." Said Mr Jones Smythe. "We have to wait for the full enquiry before we know what will happen to Billy. I really don't know what his school is going to say this time. He has already had time of this term for when he found the Ark of the Covenant in the back garden."

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