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Saturday, 4 August 2007

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Blair comes home

Today in rather strange circumstances ex PM Tony Blair was found squatting in an abandoned flat
next to an old allotment right next to Number 10, Downing Street.

Blair, who was found by a local heroin dealer after the ex PM phoned him up asking for some brown. This is, however, not connected to the current PM Gordon Brown with whom Blair had a strange but intimate affair. Strange because they would secretly make trips to their local Costcutter were they would hold hands and kiss in the veg section.

But this, again, has nothing to do with the current mess in the government (who all resemble vegetables in a veg section).

When asked why he was squatting in a rundown flat blair just shrugged his shoulders and said: "That's polotics" whilst wiping dribble from his newly acquired beard and scraggly hair.

He was then hurriedly put in a morris miner and drove home by Cannon and Ball.

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