CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - It looked like The Spoof movie had fallen into the Twilight Zone as the cost increased.
We thought the movie had seen The Last Days, but The Visionary, Stephen Spielberg, was Amblin' to make this movie of "Amazing Stories".
He became interested when he found out that Cal Jennings was really Cal-el from Krypton, and thus, an E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial on the staff. Mr. Spielberg will team up with George Lucas again for this movie. George Lucas' Skywalker Sound is expected to add an extra dimension to the picture.
It was clear to Mr. Spielberg that all the writers were from "Toonsylvania" and felt the movie would make a Deep Impact at the box office. TheSpoof.com writer, carina-eta winked at Spielberg and yelled, "Catch Me If You Can!" and they both disappeared "Into the West." That seemed to seal the deal.
Mr. Spielberg is re-doing the casting call and said that this time, William Shatner WOULD be considered for the part of Cal Jennings.
Cal Jennings said, "This is the stuff Dreams are made of."
Gnarly Erik yelled, "Semper Fi!"
queen mudder just disappeared into Innerspace.
It seems that The Spoof movie has "Nine Lives." Thanks Mr. Spielberg!