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Friday, 3 August 2007

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Social networking website Fascistbook.com has a massive following

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): The controversial wingnut networking website Fascistbook.com has confirmed that six major firms have withdrawn advertising material after they appeared on a British National Party page.

First Direct Fasicst, Phona-Fascist, Virgin Fascist Media, the Fascist AA, Fascist Halifax and the Prudential Fasicst Company have all withdrawn ads.

A spokesman for the site said that all the ads had previously appeared on a rotating basis on the BNP-related page.

An outraged BNP spokesman said today: "There was no bleedin' no reason to avoid the party.

"Fascistbook is just being too bleedin' more right wing than thou about all this."

Mobile phone giant Phona-Fascist and bank First Direct Fascist were said to be shocked and saddened.

But a spokesman for the BNP was unrepentant:

"There's nothing wrong with the BNP."

"Unfortunately the media have created a holier-than-thou attitude about these things and for some insane reason have vilified the BNP, and this has scared these people off."

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