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Thursday, 2 August 2007

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Prime Monster Gorgon Brown likes to wear his gift on official business

London - (Ass Mess): Details of last week's Camp David summit gift exchange between President George Bush and UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has been revealed.

President George Bush gave Brown a monogrammed, fur-trimmed bearskin leather thong as officially worn by US aviators.

It comes with a fully rechargable battery that powers a vibrating inner pad "guaranteeing at least an hour of boundless pleasure" for the wearer.

Brown meanwhile gave Bush all the Serious Fraud Squad's classified files on the GOP's collusion with Prince Bandar who received £1.2 billion of UK taxpayers' money via BAE slush funds, to redistribute to Global Piss Pricess stalwarts recruiting mercenaries in the Whore Against Terra.

"It was a fair exchange," White House sources acknowledged.

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