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Wednesday, 1 August 2007

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People around the world have long been spotting alleged UFOs in our skies. Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced today that the mysterious objects are in fact part of an international spy program.

The Unmanned Flying Observers as they are called have been monitoring world hot spots since World War Two said Brown.

Based out of top secret military bases such as the infamous Area 51, the existance of the spacecraft until now has been categorically denied by world governments.

But today's report from 10 Downing Street details the evolution of the devices from rocket equipped balloons to today's antigravity magnetohydrodynamic (MHD) systems.

"I finally feel vindicated," said former U.S. government physicist Bob Lazar. "I've been telling people about the technology for years."

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