In a bid to boost sales over Burger King's 'Angusburger', the McDonalds Corp. are due to launch the new 'McShambo'. Due out on Monday, the burger is reputed to contain 100% pure bull.
A spokesman for the food chain, Ivor Hoof, said today: "Following the demise of god last last week, we thought it would be a touching, yet tasteful tribute to remember him. Now everyone can experience being 'at one' with god for only 99p!"
DEFRA are currently monitoring production of the meal to ensure that no pieces of the real Shambo are used because it was known to be infected with TB. In fact they have called upon John Gummer, former Agriculture minister and his daughter Cordelia (now a gorgeous 21 year-old air stewardess) to perform a live eating of the new 'divine delicacy' to allay any fears that the public may have. She said: "Back in 1990, when I ate the burger, it tasted of cardboard, Marmite and Worcester Sauce but I did not get any after effects, so I am not afraid to try this one, in fact I am looking forward to tasting the 100% bull as long as those sweetbread gooley things are kept out."
Ivor Hoof added that if you order the 'McShambo Happy Meal', you will get fries, Coke or Milkshake and a 'My Little Shambo' toy. These come in a McDonalds Happy Meal bag, tied with a red garland of flowers"