There was widespread shock today when it was revealed that a man had been found using popular website Facebook as a social utility.
Brian Ford from Derby was outed in the early hours of Saturday morning after a year long investigation by Facebook managers which is thought will uncover further sickos in future months.
'It first came to our attention that one of our members was using the site to utilize socially last June' said Facebook's Cameron Le Mesmo.'Whereas the majority of our members are good honest citizens, using the site for normal activities such as stalking ex-girlfriends or poking the fit secretary they daren't actually speak to face to face, there are sadly one or two who insist on using it for more controversial practices such as writing to old friends or keeping in touch with those who go abroad'.
Facebook bosses slammed Mr Ford with a 6 month ban and stripped him of his 'Top Friends' application. Forgoing his right to a solicitor Mr Ford insisted he would battle Facebook all the way and would be posting his defence 'wall to wall'.