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Sunday, 15 July 2007

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Special cameras have been set up over the new "combat arena"

Producers Entemol are today in the grip of another battle with Ofcom after sending unpopular gobby housemate Charley back into the Big Brother house after she was evicted with over 75% of the public vote.

Charley, who is famous for her petulant aggression and violent arguments with the other housemates has been thrown back into the house armed with having seen her fellow housemates ranting about her deluded and vicious personality.

Since returning to the house Charley has taken to stubbing out her cigarettes on Chanelle's bunny Betsy and repeatedly trampling Ziggy's testicles "accidentally" in stilettos while climbing into bed.

In a move to combat the ugly scenes unfolding within the house, Endemol have agreed to send Jade Goody back into the Big Brother house to go head to head with Charley. In a gloves-off, no frills gladiatorial week there will be no holds barred with the pair entertaining the country and fellow housemates with bitch-slapping bouts, hand to hand combat, judo and razor-blade fight shopping tasks.

Jade's agent today confirmed that Goody has been signed up by Endemol to re-enter the house. "This is a way for Jade to prove that she has learned her lessons over racism", she said. "Jade is going to bring Charley down without saying letting slip one racist comment."

Jade announced today in a press statement that she hoped that by "bitch-slapping that f**king sad deluded person of colour back to reality she hoped to regain the respect of the country."

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