A large queue of over a thousand women are lining up outside a factory in Leeds. Why you may ask. Well they are taking it in turns to sit on the top of the chimney.
Our reporter Josie Arnold went to find out exactly what all the fuss was about 3 weeks ago. Apparently she is re-queuing for her 90th go.
Husbands of some of the wives are starving to death due to neglect. Graham Johnson told us: "I have had beans on toast for 8 days running now. I want that chimney destroyed. It is ruining my life. If I don't get my missus back soon I will be emaciated".
A large group of husbands have started picketing outside the factory. There shouts of "FEED US YOU SELFISH BITCHES" appear to fall on deaf ears.
One husband who tried to stop his wife going up the chimney, was beaten to death with his empty lunchbox.
The much slimmer Prime Minister was quoted as saying: "I cant talk now. Sarah is missing."
Shit, come to think of it, I have not seen my wife for at least 3 days. God I am starving!