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Saturday, 14 July 2007

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Daft old Puppet Monarch heading for a seizure?

Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Queen Elizabeth's health has gone into a steep decline since the BBC documentary fiasco this week where an Eastenders-type plotline was inserted by the Corporation's controller of programmes 'as a bit of a giggile' to test the old girl's sense of humor.

At Buckingham Palace the Lord Chamberlain Lord Loose-Cannon said he wouldn't be at all surprised if she had a coronary or seizure following the tabloid headlines 'that had made her look like a daft old geriatric dressing up in pantomime garb' for US photographer Annie Liebowitz.

"This sort of thing can be very harmful for the over-eighties," Loose-Cannon added.

"So don't be at all surprised if her health suddenly takes a knock.

"I'd blame it all on those Republican chappies at the Beeb.

"Off to the Tower with the whole lot of them I say!"

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