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Thursday, 12 July 2007

image for Smoke free cigarettes are suitible for kids.
Cigarette lighters - a thing of the past.

An amazing breakthrough in tobacco technology has led to the development of smoke free Cigarette.

The smokeless cigarettes, designed to overcome the new smoking ban are suitable for indoor use and crowded places. Phillip Morris, manufacturer of many of the cigarette brands intends to introduce a colourful smokeless cigarette especially for children. "Even babies can suck safely on this one." said one smoking expert.

The breakthrough is dependent on the use of incombustible materials including asbestos. "We have found that by using fireproof materials in the cigarette, the smoke content of the cigarette is drastically reduced," said one scientist involved in the development.

The same researchers are now working on a dust free cocaine.

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