Prince Charles' real teeth were found today in Buckingham Palace. This was the first time the royal family admitted the prince has been wearing false teeth.
New royal spokesman Harry "Cal" Jennings explained: "Someone stole his teeth when he was 16, after he'd been on a 2-night bender with his mates. It was a sensitive time for him so he was fitted with the falsies."
The culprit has not yet been identified, but DNA testing is underway on pubic hairs found with them.
The fake teeth were fashioned by the royal dentist, who at the time was Dr. Austin Powers. He liked his work so much he made a set for himself. Because of his fine work, the Queen appointed him to Her Majesty's Secret Service.
A prequel to the Austin Powers film series is in discussions, centering on the prince's teeth. Daniel Radcliffe of Harry Potter fame is widely expected to play the prince, and Lindsay Lohan is being considered for a role as a bar maid who seduces the Prince during his bender.