Written by MonkeyInTheBath
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Topics: Wimbledon, Wombles

Sunday, 8 July 2007

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In a surprise twist in the tennis world, an unseeded Womble has won Wimbledon. The furry creature, named Tomsk, won the annual tennis contest controversially when his opponents were all disqualified for littering.

Roger Federer, the newly deposed champion of Wimbledon, was disgusted at his disqualification - "I only dropped a small sweet wrapper," he claimed, but the courts decided against him and decided that he should not be allowed to get away with such an offence.

With the courts on his side, Womble Tomsk was able to storm to the finals, destroying rivals through various offences such as: smoking a cigarette, not finishing a piece of chewing gum and leaving the toilet seat up.

Tomsk was expected to do well at the Paris Tennis Open, but was put off by the lack of litter-obsession of the organisers.

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