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Sunday, 8 July 2007

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Quack doctor Andrew Wakefield was a sitting duck according to the cops

London - (Ass Mess): UK police investigating the foreign terorists who constructed car bombs for detonation in London and Glasgow have said they are probing links that they were recruited by MMR triple-jab quack doctor Andrew Wakefield.

Wakefield famously started a mumps and measels pandemic by fiddling research to blame the vacine as the cause of autism in children.

He has subsequently been struck off by by the General Medical Council for gross misconduct after admitting he disregarded drug abuse among pregnant women as the main causative link to their offspring's autistic conditions.

Anti-terror cops have said that Wakefield had been under surveillance ever since his GMC hearings and his contacts in Al Qaeda were logged by MI5 specialists tracking Abu Hamza.

"We think he ploted revenge via the NHS for the humiliation of being branded a quack by the GMC," police sources said today.

"As far as we are concerned Wakefield is a total wacko.

"But this time we think we got him."

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