BRITISH children are now such foul mouthed f*****g animals the Government is to spend 14 million f*****g pounds on drilling some manners into the little sh*ts.
The announcement of classes in behaviour and social education caused a storm when it hit the wires this morning.
Michael Goave, Conservative education spokesman, was first into the angry box.
"It's f*****g shocking," the well-spoken former journalist said.
"If f*****g parents can't be f****d to get their little b*****ds into decent shape before they're let loose on schools, well, I for one will be f****d if my tax payer's money is going to be wasted on the little w*****s - f**k-em," he added.
Teachers have reported increasing levels of misbehaviour, bad language, even violence and the staging on in-school coups, revolutions and putsches by evil little monsters armed with porned up mobile phones and the vocabulary of a particularly filthy dock worker after 17 pints.
Teachers leader Barry "The NUT" Basildown said: "It's not f*****g money that's f*****g needed believe you me.
"Those days are long gone and anyone who thinks 14 f*****g million f*****g quid is going to change anything they're p*****g up the wrong rope motherf****r."
He added: "What's needed now is highly targeted saturation air strikes followed up with heavily armoured ground troops operating on a shoot to kill, no prisoners taken mandate - hearts and f*****g minds?! These little c**ts have neither.
"Honestly, some London comprehensives make Baghdad look like a walk in the c**ting park," he concluded from his bombproof shock bunker at the Mother Theresa Roman Catholic Infants School, Ponders End.