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Wednesday, 4 July 2007

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At the heart of terror recruitment: the ageing peroxide warbler Madonna

London - (Ass Mess): Police investigating the NHS terrorist cell have reverted their attention to the international recruitment activities of ageing peroxide warbler Madonna and her Kabbalah network of Mossad operatives.

The development comes after financial and arms dealing links between her, Lord Levy, suicided Mossad spy Ashraf Marwan and former Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Bandar uncovered a money laundering trail leading back to the BAE £1.2 billion slush fund paid to Bandar by the Ministry of Defence.

In a statement today anti-terror cops said that they had followed Madonna's bank account movements for the last decade.

"She hasn't fooled us," a source said today.

"She may be a class act on stage but we don't buy that supernatural mumbo-jumbo claptrab she calls Kabbalah.

"She and Rabbi Berg are at the heart of terror recruitment and framing of witnesses who have previously testified at NATO tribunals against her.

"Her days are numbered."

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