London - (Ass Mess): Official: the great British National Health Service is a hotbed of terrorism.
Millions of NHS patients have always suspected as much, of course.
But when they complained they were just told to take their medicine and shut up.
Not any more however.
"Why did Tony Blair pour so many billions of pounds into the decrepid organization?" UK cops asked today.
"Because appeasing Prince Bandar's hand-picked bombers was his speciality, that's why.
"After the BAE scandal broke out the Ministry of Defence had to stop paying Bandar any more from the BAE coffers because the Treasury put a ceiling on the official £1.2 billion slush fund.
"But the NHS is such a vital good cause that nobody ever really objected to more billions being poured into it.
"A great place for terrorists to hide out, don't you think?
"Almost as good as being a squatter Monarch in Buckingham Palace, or a politician in the House of Commons."