London - (Rioters): Salman Rushdie's fourth wife Padma Lakshmi is divorcing him after the furor his recent knighthood caused in Asian countries across the world where he is seen as a Mossad spy sucking off Nazi squatters in Buckingham Palace.
"Three previous wives and I cannot be wrong!" Lakshmi said today after persistent rumors that she has always thought her husband 'raving certifiable bonkers'.
The former model turned actress, who is 24 years his junior, said her marriage had turned to revulsion after hit squads started stalking her chanting "Lady Rushdie, Mossad Hooker".
The couple are said to be getting a 'quickie' divorce and Lakshmi will get custody of the Boca Raton bank accounts, the Park Avenue condo, the Mayfair town house and one million dollars a year "in exchange for handing over sensitive videotape recordings of her husband's favorite internet pastimes".
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