London - (Ass Mess): BBC presenter Jonathan Ross has blamed awkward scenes in Fearne Cotton's TV interview with the young princes (sic) on Harry suddenly developing an erection in the middle of the interview "because as everybody knows Harry just loves sluttish-looking women".
Ross then continued to peg Cotton down a notch or two by saying that although Harry suddenly cast his eyes down towards the floor "to avoid eye contact" the TV cameras were more or less focused on his crotch "which suddenly looked jam packed to bursting" as the Prince's face reddened with lust.
"I could tell from that scene that the brothers both found you attractive.
"Call it male intuition if you like.
"There wasn't much eye contact, it was all in the body language.
"I don't know what was going on in William's head because he suddenly folded his hand over the top of his trousers. But the giggling seemed to say he thought he might be getting lucky.
"Then 30 seconds later as the camera pans toward you Wills is looking down very red faced and Harry is virtually tossing himself off.
"Maybe it's because your nipples were standing through your t-shirt. Men can get quite funny about things like that you know!"