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Tuesday, 26 June 2007

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"Quartet" to employ Blair? Only to play a second fiddle role to Bush

London - (Ass Mess): Speculation about UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's new job as a Middle East envoy is a joke according to senior NATO military intelligence sources who have laughed at the idea of the fictional "Quartet of Middle East Mediators" organization paying Bush's slimeball apologist to work for them.

"Firstly, there's no such organization such as the Quartet," NATO officials confirmed today, "unless of course this so-called quartet is a musical arrangement for wind and top brass, with Blair playing the traditional second fiddle to Bush."

"Next, who will be his employer and where's the money coming from? If the White House is to employ him where is the funding coming from?

"Any speculation that Blair has a job after June 27 is subject to the cash-for-peerages police.

"NATO's best bet is that come the 27th Blair and his co-conspirators will get that 6am rap on the front door that the entire country has waited for since Lord Levy and pals got busted last year.

"But as a piece of counter-intelligence the Quartet story is a ight laugh for us!"

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