British sex workers have been told to get off the streets and into their neighbours homes, when the neighbours are out.
"They won't move off the streets because they don't want to divulge their 'real' addresses." said Tom Knobosky, a police liaison officer. "And it's been found in a scientific study that they are healthier indoors and in comfort.
"So, we are suggesting they use the house and bed next door. Police can arrange a workshop to show them how to jimmy the neighbours back door. It's not like the house is being used by the people next door at the time.
"If necessary, young constables could be sent to keep a look out for the neighbours return, as part of their training."
Questioned that, apart from this being illegal, (although healthy) wouldn't it turn police into pimps?
"They already have pimps," Mr Knobosky said, "they're young constables.."