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Topics: Gay, Big Brother

Tuesday, 19 June 2007

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During a carefully engineered game of "Truth or Dare" the two gays in the Big Brother house were egged into the houses' first full-on gay kiss, including tongues, slobbering and groping.

Following on from this Seany and Jerry seemed to get a taste for each other and tried it again in private with Jerry taking the male role and Seany fluttering his eyelashes with flowers in his long curly hair.

However, the relationship was short lived, with Laura and Charley verbally bitch-slapping each other in the background and causing a distraction, the gay guys had a full relationship, broke up, got back together and then split up again within 10 minutes. They are now just "old and dear" friends and are dating other people.

With the house cameras trained on Charley's expanding gob, Laura's wobbling wangers and Jerry and Seany rolling across the floor locked in a passionate embrace, the Big Brother team failed to notice new guys Billy and Brainy resort to sex together during a clinch in the diary room after complaining at the lack of "decent" girls.

The new guys had claimed to be totally straight, but gave the game away when they both admitted to fancying Shabnam.

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