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Tuesday, 19 June 2007

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The police presence was a little optimistic

In her latest attempts to rebrand her self as a non racist, Big Brother racist Emily Parr has held a rally against racism and the slave trade.

In a hastily arranged rally Miss Parr announced that by holding the rally she is standing up for the rights of her fellow niggers, pakis and chinks. Unfortunately for Miss Parr she was the only person who attended the rally which, in the words of a passer by, made her look "like a bit of a fanny".

It is believed that Miss Parr is keen to distance herself from her comments in the Big Brother house in order to secure herself auditions for films and Television roles. However it is widely believed that she will be unsuccessful in her attempts as no one really likes her.

When informed of Miss Parrs actions a spokeswoman from the Commission of Racial Equality (C.R.E) described her as a "wanker".

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