It has been revealed that the former Iraqi (mis)information minister Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf aka Comical Ali has been working for the Jamaican Police as a public relations adivisor.
It is thought that Comical Ali's behind the scenes advise was instrumental in the press conference given by Mark Shields & Lucius Thomas. Sources close to the Jamaican Police have said that press conference was rehearsed a day earlier with Comical Ali taking question from actors.
Comical Ali was headhunted by the Jamaican police 12 months ago initially to eradicate the murder rate in Jamaica. According to Comical Ali the murder rate is down 20%, however number of people dying in Jamaica has remained unchanged.
Comical Ali has brought new ideas to Jamaica from his former employer Saddam Hussein, One of these revolutionary ideas is that with the help of his sidekick Mazhar Al-ja Fany they are able to lockup & or execute people who may have been considering murder.
Comical Ali & Mr. Al-ja Fany refused to elaborate or confirm this was a tactic against future criminals.
A spokesman from the Jamaican police told us: "Don' worry mon. Ev'rytin's gon be a'reet."