Tony Blair has jokingly announced that when his time comes to step down "you better be ready, because I'm nobody's bitch!" His comment was uttered during an interview for the downing street website.
When asked exactly what he meant, Blair gurgled: "All I'm saying is, that when my time to step down comes, I wont be leaving without a fight, and I mean this." He then held up his fist "This fist, a blade, and a little alcohol is all I need to show the world that I'm no bitch!
"Just the other day, the foreign affairs minister came in to discuss the Libya situation. I rammed his head through a wall. The only situation he'll be discussing from now on is with his neuro gp"
When asked about the Saddam Hussein execution, Blair stressed "I was against it from the very start, it was inhumane and morally wrong. I suggested that myself and Hussein sort our troubles out on the roof (downing street) with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a couple of spears...but nobody listened.
"When its time for me to go, you better hope you kill me..or I'll be back ,just like the robot from that film....Johnny 5"
Blair's new single "Bitch crack on acid" will be released this Monday 18th on all formats.